Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
How's work?
Spinning.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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