In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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