Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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