they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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