Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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