id be glad to
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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