It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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