do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Jerry, you need to find god
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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