it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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