...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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