Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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