your thong is hanging out like whoa
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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