North Korea, Best Korea!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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