normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Found your dick twin last night
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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