I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
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Is this the I'm gay speech?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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