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.......Is that how you look for porn?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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