I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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