i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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