I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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