i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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