I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
This is my gift to your gina
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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