Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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