i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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