How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize