I puked a lego.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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