so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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