So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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