New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My bed smells like the plague
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