I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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