summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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