I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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