Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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