areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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