just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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