Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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