And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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