CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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