i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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