Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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