Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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