Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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