Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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