I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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