so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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