She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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