bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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