yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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