she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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