i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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