oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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